yuckiest drink

topic posted Fri, February 25, 2005 - 9:09 PM by  Unsubscribed
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One time, I really wanted to drink, but all I had was rum, and nothing to mix it with, so i looked in the fridge. Hmmmmm. There's a little blueberry jam at the bottom of a jar. So I swished it around with some water, dumped some rum in, and away we drink!

Whats your yuckiest drink invention?
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    Fri, February 25, 2005 - 9:15 PM
    Gin, shaved orange peel, filtered water, ice, lemon juice. Ick.
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      Sat, February 26, 2005 - 1:08 PM
      the ends of the bottles in the liquor cabinet + lime and triple sec + water = kitchen dance party complete with costume changes and throwing up off the front porch later!
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        Sat, February 26, 2005 - 7:32 PM
        My old roommate and I tried to invent a drink called the blended gizmo. Like from Gremlins?

        Anyway, I'm not sure what we ended up with but it involved something green and minty (can't recall the name at the moment cause I'm on my way to drunky typoness), and something white and creamy I think it was Bailey's and some grenadine for the red. It really sucked so we threw some 151 on it at the last minute and set it ablaze so it became the Flaming Mugwie.

        Its written down somewhere if somebody really wants the recipe. I won't worry too much about finding it.
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    Sun, February 27, 2005 - 3:58 PM
    bleck. people.
    there should be a line you cross as a drinker where it is ok to forget about the blueberry jam and just shoot the rum. this line is near to the drunky typo line. you are here. I know, I know, it is blurry.
    Now. Bottoms up like a good girl.

    bleckiest drinks ever, oh, how to chose?:
    vodka and powerade
    rum and diet root beer
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      Mon, February 28, 2005 - 12:24 PM
      old smuggler whiskey and diet cherry vanilla dr. pepper with a crappy red wine chaser!!! consumed while making art projects with crappy computer paper scissors and sharpies! aren't you sad you didn't show up to art night?
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      Tue, March 1, 2005 - 11:20 PM
      "there should be a line you cross as a drinker where it is ok to forget about the blueberry jam and just shoot the rum. "

      Okay, I forgot abnout this one, one time I tried to grate a tart green apple to get apple juice to mix with my gin (i *HATE* gin, but it was all i had) but all I ended up with was apple pulp, so I did indeed take a shot of straight gin.... and then I felt.... not bad exactly, but like I knew I had done something not good.... and i definitely shouldn't do that again.
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        Thu, March 3, 2005 - 11:37 PM
        Some friends of mine did the Simpsons "lawnmower" drink. Wheatgrass and Vodka. Shit that was nasty.


        This thread is making me miss the high school Spodies. Excellent white trash affairs in cat pee smelling apartments when the parents were gone or bombed outta their own minds. We'd fill an unreasonaby large container with chopped up fruit of every nature and any and all booze that could be hoisted from various homes and dump a bunch of juice if we were lucky, koolaide if we weren't , into the tub and some ice and there you go. The recipe and dillution would change throught the evening as people came and drank and left. Always a hella sticky mess.
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          Thu, March 10, 2005 - 3:52 PM
          anything that has RED BULL tastes like poo poo shiat, but if it's free I'll drink.

          so what my standards are low
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            Fri, March 11, 2005 - 8:24 AM
            just where we like em.
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              Fri, March 11, 2005 - 12:45 PM
              I often mix rye with rev coolers
              It has an aquired taste but gets you where your going super fast
              (not recomended for rookies) the sugar alone will buzz you!
              look out black out here I come
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                Sun, March 13, 2005 - 7:37 PM
                I once invented teh tequila-grapefruit while at a friend's house.
                The nasty flavour s canecle echother out intirely. Or something like that.
                Of course the first friend I gave it to said "wwwe, thatr's gross. What the hell is in that"?
                "Tequila and graprdfruit"

                "Oh, I don't like either o those."

                So check first.

                Apparently it's convenitiently already calle da "goldens pike" or somethign like that by "real" "bartenders"
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                  Sat, March 19, 2005 - 11:28 AM
                  making screwdrivers with tang is a no-no
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                    Sat, March 19, 2005 - 8:10 PM
                    jeeez I thought the worst drink was "vodka/rum/gimmesome spiked ghetto kool-aid"

                    hats off to the inventor for the *TangScrew*!
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                      Sat, March 19, 2005 - 8:37 PM
                      I am lmost out of wine. therea rea some bottles in the kitchen. sweet n sour mix, limes and lemons. I know better than to ttop the wine out, but a girls ha s to do what a girls hs to do. I will reotort back.
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                    Wed, May 11, 2005 - 11:06 PM
                    Man! Nothing with tang can be bad. Nothing! Tang makes all things good again. I am living proof. At least I think I am alive. Okay, I have a worse drink.

                    All I had was a generic version of Bailey's and a diet coke. It was like a chemistry experiment. all of the Pseudo-Bailey's started to coagulate but I still tried it. Bad idea. Don't try it at home.
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          Fri, May 13, 2005 - 2:15 PM
          I went to a couple of those in the 80's. Had some kicker fruit salad for lunch the next day, too.
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      Sat, March 26, 2005 - 1:34 PM
      vodka and powerade isn't bad. add some sprite or other fizz to it and it's great even. though nothing beats shots when mixer is scarce.


      grossest i've seen is milk (whole!) mixed with vodka, wine and some cider-ish stuff. chunky man...chunky.
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        Sat, March 26, 2005 - 2:09 PM
        Yeah, I was gonna say straight tang crystals and vodka. chunky indeed.
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          Fri, April 8, 2005 - 4:06 PM
          4. SoCo with greent tea leaves

          3. Straight Banana Schnapps -- in the freezer for a year with no cap (extra syrupy)

          2. unsweetend kool-aid mix in a tiny bottle of white zinfindel from a dumpster

          1. A stray rum and coke at a party that, after some carefull thought the next morning, may have had some pink pukey backwash floating on top.
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    Sun, April 10, 2005 - 8:49 AM
    Its not the worst in the world but it still sucked: Seagrems 7, Malibu Rum, some woodchuck hard apple cider, and a splash of Diet Dr. Pepper
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    Tue, June 19, 2007 - 1:17 AM
    ouzo or anything licquorice - urgh! although rum and grape sounds arse-like as well!

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